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Friday, August 13, 2010

The ten times better life..

TEN TIMES BETTER LIFE ACT (TTBLA)


ACT: RRC/31122010/11.30

WHAT IS TTBLA

Ten Times Better Life Act (TTBLA) is a definite ACT of God to bless, honor, protect and glorify his children on earth. This Act does not come into force by chance, but through a definite decision by believers in Christ who deliberately choose to live for God amidst enticing offers (Dan.1:8) in the world. Such believers take a resolute stand against all odds to separate themselves from the filthy acts and enjoyment God abhors.

The decision to live for God amidst enticing offers when firmly upheld trigger heaven’s responds for immediate action release extraordinary blessings. Heaven Acts to distinct the believer from all others in honor, prestige, protection, blessing, power, prosperity and progress in his generation. Furthermore, this decision translates into one of the most powerful spiritual laws of indemnity (life cover) to the believer throughout his life on earth. For that reason, we see Daniel (Belteshazzar), Hananiah (Shadrach), Mishael (Meshach), and Azariah(Abednego) indemnified against lions, fire, accusations, destruction and onslaught of the enemy. Furthermore, TTBLA brings promotion an exaltation with special benefits that baffles the mind of colleagues, countrymen and all others





THE TTBL BILL: The TTBL Bill is in Daniel 1:8-21 and the results of it effect run through Daniel Chapters 2-6.

TEXT: DANIEL 1: 8:21. You must be particular with these verses 12, 14, 15, 20

DEFINITE PURPOSE:

As Daniel purposed in his heart not to defile himself with the king’s delicacies, so you should purpose not to defile yourself with greed, covetousness, self interest, immorality of any kind or any act that does not bring glory to God. Purpose in your heart

FOCUS:

The PURPOSE of this ACT is to ACTIVATE, STIMULATE OR SET IN MOTION what God has made available for his kingdom children.

DETAILS OF THE TTBLA:

This ACT when promulgated as directed will make the child of the Kingdom Ten Times Better in matters of wisdom and spiritual understanding. It will place you ten times better in financial, social and physical matters. The wealth of the heavenly kingdom will be extended to you in the earthly kingdom as Jesus prayed “Your (God’s) will be done on earth as it is in heaven. When you are thrown into the lion’s den or fiery furnace you will immerge unhurt.

The year ahead of you will yield God’s goodness and mercy for your benefit. The wisdom to choose with the ability to advance is yours. The heart to discern, understand and receive together with the mind to know and apply is granted to you by the Most High God. You will leave to fulfill God’s purposes in this life because you are a sign and a wonder of God Power, Prosperity and progress in this generation.

As Daniel became TEN TIMES BETTER in all areas of his life in the days he lived on this earth so the Lord makes you ten times better in this life from this day forward.

TEN TIMES BETTER LIFE reflects the power of the kingdom of God into which we are born. From this January 1, 2011, the Lord makes you:

1. Ten Times Better in this life than you have ever been on this earth

2. Ten Times Better in Long life and Good health all the days of your life

3. Ten Times Better in riches, prosperity wealth and honor

4. Ten Times Better in Spiritual matters, discerning and understanding

5. Ten Times Better in success above your peers and competitors

6. Ten Times Better in Matters of national interest

7. Ten Times Better in business, commerce and entrepreneurship

8. Ten Times Better in academic pursuit

9. Ten Times in your service to God

10. Ten Times Better in all you dream of and put your hands in to do.

TODAY, GOD MAKES YOU A SIGN AND A WONDER OF HIS POWER, PROSPERITY AND PROGRESS AND COMFIRMS HIS PROMISES TO YOU IN THE FIRST DAY OF THE FIRST MONTH OF THE YEAR 2009. AS DANIEL CONTINUED TO BE TEN TIMES BETTER AMONG HIS PEERS IN THE FIRLD SO THE LORD MAKE YOU TODAY.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

For those of you planning to get married be warned and for those of you already married deal with it!



This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst (Marriage Software Division):
Dear Systems Analyst,



I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Girls 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?


.... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:


Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program.

Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.

When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating out without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

Thank you.
System Analyst